The words "horrible waste of time" come to mind
It's good you're starting to try out some Actionscript... but really... this isn't publishable material. Try and work on your visual art skills or get an artist to do graphics for you. The buttons arn't very well done either. The writing is sub-par - you could have made it a lot funnier. Maybe next time try planning out a bit more. The concept itself is as old as Flash... maybe you should try something more original.